I need funding to start a business selling peoples nightmares as gifts?

Question

how this would work is i would start collecting information about the populations worst nightmares then sell these dreams as gifts ,which would involve hiring actors and props to scare the h**l out of chosing victims through the sale of logged nightmare scripts and i would charge upward of 10000 a victim .I need funds to start this business up were could i get funding for this.

Answer 1

I'm sure the national lottery would fund this for you, they seem to give out funding for everything else in this country. Maybe you could start pimping out your doll to drunken business types who don't know any better. I'll try to extort some money out of SKY the next time they follow me.