I need good comebacks?

Question

Okay well I go to a new school this year, and I cut my hair just above my shoulders. I spray dry wax in it so I get volume and it looks pretty unusual, cause sometimes it sticks up and stuff lol. And I get about 5 or 6 people a day going, omg I love your hair.

But this one kid and his stupid little posse think their sooo cool, and they always make fun of one of my best friends [whos g*y]

So when they saw me hanging out with them, they starting laughing and making fun of my hair.

And I know this shouldn't bother me, and I know it looks great because everyone likes it, but I just wanna give him a good comeback when he looks at me and laughs, because I don't want to just walk away. He'll think he can just keep doing it. It really does hurt my feelings because I'm pretty sensitive. And I'm not gonna tell on him, unless it gets to a higher level of teasing.

I just need something quick and witty, to say to him and his little followers.

Answer 1

tell him you can see his receding hairline.

Answer 2

Walk up to him right in his face and say.

"you keep this up you s*****k and you will fear each night you go to sleep, you understand me???"

Answer 3

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Answer 4

tell them the jerk store called, they are running out of them

Answer 5

asking who hes trying to get at, you or your friends? it always hurts them when you insult they're sexuality.

Answer 6

Just laugh with them. It will probably surprise them enough that they'll have to find someone else to tease.

Answer 7

tell one of them you see a bug in their hair. and that wal mart carries a shampoo for that.

throw yourself on the floor and pretend to cry. ( hey maybe it will make them feel bad)



say that you would rather have bad hair then a bad face. at least hair can be fixed. a bad face is impossible to fix.

just ignore them. sounds hard, but hey it does work.

Answer 8

you want some of this?