I need help. I am going to dismantle a garden swing couch. How do I do it?

Question

With your brains it should only take a few minutes and in return I will buy breakfast and give you some stimulating chat.

Answer 1

Get a reversable drill and unscrew the main bolts! Or if you can find a very heavy person, let them sit on it.

Answer 2

unscrew it all and let it all come apart, but  label the parts first.  Breakfast sounds great. intelligent chats are my style.

Answer 3

Sawzall type reciprocating saw

Answer 4

Start at the bottom...the rest will just fall away.

Bacon sandwich pls

Answer 5

Try using a hydrogen bomb.