I need help!!! I need a mean/rude funny quote that can be used as a sign off for a show!!!!!?

Question

I need help!!! I need a mean/rude funny quote that can be used as a sign off for a show!!!!!?

Answer 1

I'll drink to the Girls who do!

I'll drink to the Girls who don't!

But...I won't drink to the Girls

Who say they will and won't!

Answer 2

You're trying to make it about you. Why not make it about the listener and what they can expect next from the station.

"I'll be back tomorrow, next is Billy Bob with more of Today's Greatest Hits on X-Ray 109?"

-a guy named duh

Answer 3

If I was looking for "mean/rude and funny" I'd start with South Park.  Tons of Cartman lines just ripe with mean, rude and funny.

That might be a bit passe by now so I'd next look at "Flight of the Conchords" on HBO.  Perhaps the line about being "more constructive with your feedback, Steve".

A lot depends on if you're going to use a drop or recut the line.

I did find a website that might help but I didn't have the patience to dig too deep:

http://www.moviequotes.com/index.cgi

Good Luck.

Answer 4

Why be mean or rude?  There's enough of that out there.  Try being clever, instead.  Don't know what your show's content is, so I really don't know what you're looking for.

Answer 5

my radio station used to use a quote from an old Simpsons ep   it always made me laugh..

"  the preceeding program contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by young children"  then you hear Bart and Lisa laughing..  then the top of the hour jingle...

Answer 6

Don't go away mad, just go away!!

Answer 7

What Kel said.....

Answer 8

I have been in radio for 7 years. I have to agree with Duh. Second choice is Kel's answer.

Answer 9

Well ladies and gentlemen...it has been another "all-goat rodeo" and I am astounded once again.