I need help!! My wife is out of town and I have ran out of hand lotion, what can I use?

Question

I need help!! My wife is out of town and I have ran out of hand lotion, what can I use?

Answer 1

go & buy one

Answer 2

Crisco

Answer 3

use the number 10 hot sauce from tajuana flats

Answer 4

Mayonnaise

Answer 5

aaaah.... vaseline lol

have fun

Answer 6

Well there are these things called shops - they're a blinding invention.  Just go in one called Boots and you will find hand lotion in there.

Oh and make sure you have money with you to buy some!

Answer 7

Saliva

Answer 8

olive oil

Answer 9

vegetable oil or a mango (the skin)

Answer 10

you r dumb.....go and buy one...can't you????

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Answer 11

Be a man... Go with out the lotion!