I need help!!!!! ( embarassing )

Question

I know this might sound wierd but, I have a p***s ( i think ) growing out of my butt hole. Its wiggles around a lot and makes moaning noises. Sometimes the moaning noises sounds as if my a s s-p***s is singing? Would my a s s-p***s be a worthy contestant on american idol??

Answer 1

WTF!!

Answer 2

your g*y boyfriend left it there after the last encounter , don't worry he will come looking for it and take it away ,

Answer 3

You know Simon, and you have heard your a s s-c**k.  Only you can answer that.

Answer 4

uh are you sure you dont have a hemroid or something?

Answer 5

your joking right you cant be serious this is dumb

Answer 6

your joking right,did u just post this to pass the time or something? ur so funny!

Answer 7

me too! oh and by the way having your a s s sing on american idol is considered lip syncing.SORRY!

Answer 8

ur a funny @$$hole

Answer 9

ok, your the funniest person ive ever read. i cant stop laughing.

youre my new best friend, JC tha killa.

(and now i obviously know your kidding)

i think it would be.