I need help on thinking up new insults to say to people?

Question

i cant think of none right now help a playa out esse

Answer 1

i hope your ears turn to arseholes and **** all over your shoulders

Answer 2

Well,when they speak....you can just laugh out loud then give them a Big blank stare as if they werent there at all.

Answer 3

"Your cologne/perfume suits you.  It's cheap and common."

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"

"It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet."

Answer 4

Call them a ungulate (it means hoofed mammal)

Answer 5

Find out what is that positive in them  Talk to them  on that in a nagative manner

Answer 6

burn a calorie for once

oops becareful you might inhale it and gain weight!

take a break and lose some weight

your a he/she different specie

your mom

go r****d

i may be retarded but i can learn your fat self may never lose weight.

Answer 7

Try using Shakespearian insults.  They are just all so interesting.  Kankerblossom!!!  Shrew!!! Knave!!!

Answer 8

You look like you did the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym?

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep"

"Montana -- At least our cows are sane!"

"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

"Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear."

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."

"As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools."

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

http://www.csmngt.com/bumper.htm

Answer 9

Call them a pyronecropedafelinasodomist...can't translate for you 'cause I would get reported or something I'm sure...

Or a lepton

Answer 10

why , do you actually have any friends to insult"?