I need help planning a birthday dinner?

Question

I want to make a casserole for my best friend for her birthday. She loves vienna sausages, corn dogs, cottage cheese, pickle relish, mustard and diet coke. Do you have any suggestions? Thank you and God bless!

Answer 1

Get a real fancy bowl, perhaps Pot Roast's dog bowl and layer it all up.

Put a layer of relish, a layer of corn dogs, a layer of cottage cheese, a layer of mustard, and apparently she doesn't like ricotta cheese either, so throw in a layer of that, then you can ram the vienna sausages in the top like little birthday candles.

Oh, and the diet coke should be served flat and warm.  Open a few cans and leave them in your car for a couple days first.

Answer 2

Make a little party platter using a couple of those little tubs you get from the ER. Don't forget the sword toothpicks!

Answer 3

How 'bout a 6 layer dip with all of the above? Serve warm with sugar cookies

Answer 4

Are you saving the room temperature pimento cheese for dessert?

Answer 5

Don't forget coffee and Now&Laters

If I send you some mustard potato salad will you make sure she gets it?

Answer 6

I would put all of those food-things in a big barrel, full of spiked diet coke, and let the guests bob for them- like apples on Halloween.

And if anyone shows up to the fancy dinner not wearing a costume, I think they should get thrown into the pool with no life jacket on.

Answer 7

If you really hate her you should make her some of that ambroisia stuff, also that disgusting fruit cake Aunt Edna used to make.  

Answer 8

I gotta fruit cake left over from Christmas....wanna use that as a cake....