I need help right now!

Question

I was playing yahtzee with the local elderly citizens in the church's gym. It was my turn to roll the die. I slowly took the small cube in my hand. Carefully rolling it between my fingers. Admiring each angle, each curve, how the light glinted off sparkling in beautiful ways. Ways I never knew to be possible. I stared at this object for what seemed like hours. Just then, it was like my whole life took a dramatic turn for the worse. I got up, clutching the die as hard as I could, and walked out the door. Still dazed, I went out to the car completly unaware of my surroundings as I sped out of the crowded parking lot. Not caring about anything, one thought on my mind, and that was just to get home. Tears clouded my vision as I pulled into the garage. I ran inside as fast as my aching legs would allow and sat at the table staring at my shaking hands, that were still cupped around that one object. I tried to steady myself as I carefully open my tightly clenched fist. I gasped aloud when I saw the mark that dice had left on my fragile skin. Tears were streaking down my face, blurring my vision. A thousand thoughts were flowing through my mind. There was only one thing I was sure of. I hated this die. I hated it more that I knew possible. What it had done to me, the pain it had caused me, It was unbareable to think about. More tears flooded my face. I knew I had to get rid of it. But how? I wondered. How do you get rid of something so horrid, so unspeakably terrible? This is where you come in. I dont know how I can do this. I dont know even if I can. Please. I need to get this out of my life. Get a fresh start, a new perspective on things. But I dont know how. If anyone has any idea. Any way to help me. Im begging you.

Answer 1

DRINK IT AWAY. then realize it cost more to divorce than you can afford

Answer 2

Too much drama.  Throw it away.

Answer 3

sheesh its just a die!! throw it away woman!!

Answer 4

just drop it in your neighbors trash can if it bothers you that bad.

Answer 5

Ah, I see, a very interesting situation you have gotten yourself into. There is only one way to get this dice out of your life and that is to first bath it in orange dye for 3 hours 78 minutes 45 seconds and 1 hundredth of a second. Then you must place in on a purple velvet pillow rimmed with diamonds and rubies, and emeralds. After it is placed on the pillow you must put the pillow in side of a Nike shoe box that had a size 7 mens running shoe. Any running shoe. You must buy a new pair of shoes so you have a new box. It will only work in a freshly bought box. Then on the box write the letters W E M L in a Crayola tickle me pink marker. After that but the box in a ma-nilla envelope and mail it to the north pole for Santa to look at it then he will mail it around to his other friends to look at such as the easter bunny, the tooth fairy, and all his other friends. In exactly 2 weeks you will get it back and then you must burn it but the ashes in an urn then bury the urn at the X that marks the spot. When you see this X you will know. I hope this vital information has helped you. Good Luck deary.

Answer 6

I'm a little confused o_O

You stole a die? From a church?

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Ok, that little comment that dude left helped me -__-.

If this is about a boy...then...I have no experience. Soz. Still an immature junior. hahaha....You have friends right? Siblings? There's always someone. If you're a private sorta person, write it down, but people are best. Like someone you can trust...?

Answer 7

nice long way to explain but ya if you want a fresh start first take the die back to the old people they probably have not been able to play yahtzee for a while now but searisly    

just save up and move away from where you are at and start a new life clean slate somewhere you will be happy and if it is a guy that you relise you dont like as much as you thought just tell him you have lost the spark in your relationship

Answer 8

Were all the elderly folks smoking weed for glaucoma and you got a contact high or something?

Answer 9

It sounds like you hypnotized yourself. Find a hypnotist that knows what they are doing and you'll be free. I was hypnotized before and had an unpleasant feeling and sadness and despair wouldn't leave me. It was also the night before my wedding. Luckily the guy who hypnotized me was in the parking lot of the church and he told me to think only happy thoughts. Then I began to laugh for quite awhile. I felt like I had a hangover the next day and I didn't drink any alcohol . I'll never do that again. I was told that I am not someone who should ever be hypnotized again.