I need help with martial arts...........?

Question

I want to knock a guy out but I don't know how to do it.

Don't feel sorry for him he really deserves it because he didn't notice I trimmed an inch off my hair.

I want to learn a deadly move. Thank you. You are all too kind.

Answer 1

Take your "Man H8r" self on a reality check.  Do not concern yourself if he does not notice your vanity.  There are men out there who may try to rape and kill you.  Train in the martial arts for those possibilities.  Martial Arts are not a joke.

Answer 2

you pathetic creature,what are you going to do when you grow bald. poor diddums, did mummy not breast feed you when you were a baby, or maybe a girl has rejected you in some way, never mind at least they still make lollipops you can suck on

Answer 3

Dear, What you speak of isn't martial arts, it is rage filled street fighting. Throw a punch to his face if you can. Besides, why should he knotice that an inch of your hair is trimmed?

Answer 4

Haha you need a life.