I need joke, my blood laugh is low.... help!?

Question

post your joke here, best of thing you heard.

thanks

Answer 1

There is a new knockoff of the Blackberry cell phone . It's called a dingleberry. But I wouldn't reccommend it, it's a piece of c**p.

Answer 2

Joke: I wish my lawn was emo so it could cut itself!

(I know that's pretty old, but the first time I heard it, I couldn't stop laughing!)

Edit: Great joke NYboheme!

Answer 3

aHole1 comes back to his car and found a note saying "Parking Fine"

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for the complement."