I need life quotes?

Question

I need quotes or lines on life like "when life gives you lemons make apple juice" or "the apple doesnt fall too far from the tree", "never judge a book by its cover". id perfer to put funny ones in. so if anyone has any good quotes that would be great.ive found a few websites of quotes but theyre all extra long and not what im looking for.

Answer 1

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Answer 2

"you have to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince"

"in the big scheme of things where does this fall"

Answer 3

http://www.heartsandminds.org/quotes/quo...

Answer 4

Life is like a mirror. What ever you put in it comes back to you. Perhaps more, but never less.