I need long funny riddles?

Question

Anyone know any long funny riddles.Well they actually dont have to be long! Just funny!

Answer 1

guy walks into a bar orders a drink wen he sees a big jar of money  he asks the bar man how do you win that he says u have to drink this big barral of wine theres a rot wiler that needs a tooth pullin out and theres a 90 year old woman how hasnt had s*x in 40 years  and the guy says no no so after a few drinks he gose back up to the bar ands says go on then il giv it a go so he drinks all the wine then then he gose out in to the yard to the dog all u hear is bark bark bark and 20 minuts later he cums out bloody ad al riped and says weres that 90 year old woman how needs  her tooth pulling out

ha ha ha