I need quotes lol?

Question

does anyone know any funny,cute,stupid,artistic or intelligent quotes

Answer 1

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit" - Oscar Wilde

Answer 2

better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

Answer 3

Sometimes, truth isn’t good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

Answer 4

Funny Quotes

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.

Life Quotes

Life isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and go for broke.

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have.

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

Our lives are like a candle in the wind.

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.

Life is what happens to you while you’re working for your future.

You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.

I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve had, and I’m not sad because I have it no longer.

Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.

Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life.

Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.

Our own life is the instrument with which we experiment with the truth.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own way.

Music Quotes

Sometimes God will put you through h**l just to get you to heavan-T.i.

I got summer hatin on me cuz im hotter than tha sun i got spring hatin on me cuz aint never sprung i got winter hatin on me cuz im colder than yall and i will neva i will neva i will neva fall im being hated by tha seasons so f*ck yall for hatin for no reason-lil wayne

yesterday is history tommorow is a msytery and today is a gift thats why tha call it tha present-lil wayne

Life quotes

Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings.

Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present.

Inspiration and genius–one and the same.

The future depends on what we do in the present.

There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.

Find something you love to do and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Misery is almost always the result of thinking.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have.

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no.

Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window — or break down a door.

Happiness is the best face lift.

Think of the beauty still left around you and be happy.

If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you’ll never enjoy the sunshine.

I never need to see the sun again, there enough light in your eyes to light up all the world.

People can live one hundred years without really living a minute.

No Matter what you do there will be critics.

There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again !

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

Many say I am just one to try. I say I am one less to quit. - Diego Marchi



Fate Quotes

I do not believe in fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in fate that falls on them unless they act.

Fate leads the willing, and drags along the reluctant.

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try.

If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.

Fate is not quite as strange as it appears.

What a man thinks of himself, that it is which determines, or rather indicates, his fate.

Man’s character is his fate.

Every individual has a place to fill in the world, and is important, in some respect, whether he chooses to be so or not.

Chance is a word void of sense; nothing can exist without a cause.

Fate - everything happens for a reason. And when fate happens look for the good in it as it is there.

Everything comes gradually at its appointed hour.

Fortune never crushed that man whom good fortune deceived not.

Do not worry about the future for it is not yet come. Live each day in the present and make it beautiful.

Fate is for those too weak to determine their own destiny.

Throw a lucky man into the sea, and he will come up with a fish in his mouth.

A true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate.

Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.

The fate of a nation has often depended upon the good or bad digestion of a prime minister.

Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him.

Destiny has two ways of crushing us…. by refusing our wishes and by fulfilling them.

Each man is the architect of his own fate.

Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.

It is a fundamental error to try to subject our own fate at call costs to our will. Our will is a function regulated by reflection; hence it is dependent on the quality of that reflection.

When fate hands us a lemon, let’s try to make a lemonade.

He cannot complain of a hard sentence, who is made master of his own fate.

Find something you love to do and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Now is the dramatic moment of fate, Watson, when you hear a step upon the stair which is walking into your life, and you know not whether for good or ill.

Things and actions are what they are, and the consequences of them will be what they will be; why then should we desire to be deceived ?

There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.

The man of the past is alive in us today to a degree undreamt of before the war, and in the last analysis what is the fate of great nations but a summation of the psychic changes in individuals ?

Fate is not an eagle, it creeps like a rat.

I do not know beneath what sky nor on what seas shall be thy fate; I only know it shall be high, I only know it shall be great.

The future was with Fate. The present was our own.

Resolved to take fate by the throat and shake a living out of her.



I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

I’ve got problem for your solution…

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend’s looks and vise versa.

Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

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Answer 5

the ones ending in ; are lyrics from songs

-missing someone gets easier everyday because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw them, you are one day closer to the next time you will.

-There's nothing scarier than getting what you want, because that's when you really have something to lose.

-Theres a little truth behind every just kidding, a little curiosity behind every just wondering, a little knowledge behind every I dont know, and a little emotion behind every I don't care.

-If you keep doing what you've always done, you'll keep getting what you've always gotten.

-it's hard to know you'll never remember the things I'll never forget.

-Smile big for everyone, even when you know what they've done.

-I'm not a perfect person. there's many things I wish I didn't do, But I continue learning;

-I look around at what everyone has And I forget about all I've got;

-I forgive, but I never forget.

-a day without smiling is a day wasted.

-Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

-the only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.

-Life's not about the people who act true to your face. It's about the people who remain true behind your back.

-live for the moments you can't put into words.

-sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.

-You better know that in the end, It's better to say too much, than never to say what you need to say again;

-i'm the kind of girl who doesn't say much, but when i do, it means a lot.

Answer 6

"Let's get high kids" "She was a lezzo but I didn't care at all" "When she said **** you I thought she wanted to **** me"