I need quotes please?

Question

I love quotes...... wheather there funny or the dead truth....... i like um so i wanna see if anyone can give me a few that i havent heard before^^.

Answer 1

Help ever, hurt never.

Hands that help are holier than lips that pray.

You may not always oblige; but you can speak obligingly.

Live for today,

Dream for tomorrow

Learn from yesterday.

Answer 2

When my granddaddy heard that joke he kicked the slats out of his cradle.  Author Unknown

Answer 3

I could tell my parents hated me ... my bath toys were a toaster and a radio

lol hope i help :)

Answer 4

"Those who the gods destroy, they first make prideful"

Answer 5

"Dead? No. Electroencephelographically challenged."

"JURY: 12 people of average ignorance."

"Know love, know happiness. No love, no happiness."

"Confucius Say: Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak."

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Answer 6

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.  

Answer 7

"Even if it's a lie, even if it's a dream, please turn to me. Your smile on a certain day isn't a lie, it's not a dream. But having it turn to me might be my lie, my dream. But the day you call my name, it won't be a lie, it won't be a dream. It's never been a lie, it's never been a dream that I love you."



From Battle Royale by Koushun Takami