I need sayings to go on shirts!?

Question

I need sayings to go on shirts!?

Answer 1

On The front have a random saying. Then on the back have three hypno bears with words on the chests that say Work, s*x, Death. (This is like Radiohead's Ablugian test experiment.)

Answer 2

Do unto others before they do unto you.

Answer 3

"Don't read this"

Answer 4

On the front:

"I love my job"

on the back:

"ymay ossbay akesmay emay earway isthay irtshay"

Answer 5

f**k im horney

on the back

thanks for not sueing

Answer 6

i'm retired.

this is as "dressed up" as i'd get.

Answer 7

How can we lose when we're so sincere?

---Charlie Brown

Answer 8

"I'm over it!"

"Impossible is nothing"

"cry me a river, build me a bridge, now do me a favour and jump off!"

"You’re the only one I’d take a chance on.

And the only one I’ll save my last dance for."

:)