I need serious help!!!!!!!?

Question

okay im in theatre arts and tomorow we have to do some open mic thing were we have to tell a story or poem or funny story i cant find anything pleeze hel[p me just like a kid poem u used to know or a joke or something that at least takes up like 1 half minutes or 2,3 ty

pleeze help!!!

Answer 1

talk about something from your childhood: a favorite birthday, things you and your best friend did, a trip or vacation, a pet, memory about a special event (or all of them combined)

Answer 2

i made myself a snowball, as perfect as can be. i thought I'd keep it as a pet and let it sleep with me.

i made it some pajamas and a pillow for its head

but last night it ran away

but first it wet the bed!