I need some Blond answers?

Question

I need some classic blond answers. For example:

Marilyn Monroe replied when asked about her nude photo shoot:

"Ms Monroe, is it true you had nothing on?"

"No, I had the radio on!"

Answer 1

well yeah!!!!!

i dont know i just hand on .....

hahaha...

its hard.... i'm not blond!!!

Answer 2

one day tom came over it see bob. Bob's wife answers the door in a robe tom asks if bob was there the wife said,"no.

but you can come in ."he sits on the couch so dose the wife.

tom says"i will give you $100if you let me see your boob" she

shows it to him.  He gives her the $100.  He then says"i will $300 if you let me see both of your b***s and hold them"the wife dose so.he gives her $300.  He Says "i will give you $400 if you have s*x with me "

Tom gives her the money and leaves after the two of them are finished.

When Bob gets home, he asks his wife if Tom had come by.  She nervously says yes.  Then Bob asks, did he pay back the $800 dollars he owes me?

Sorry this is not actually a "blond" joke but I thought that you would get a chuckle anyway.