I need some GOOD comebacks!??

Question

the question speaks fo itself!! people in 7th grade class are teasing me (my friends) and i need some really godd sarcastic comebacks or comments. i am runnin out. also: THEY HAVE TO BE FUNNY!!!! thank u sooooo much!!

Answer 1

in the south they say bless your little hearts

Answer 2

Well, use your imagination. There are many ways to formulate a good comeback.

1- Try to amplify a minor negative thing they have.

2- Play with words.

3- See if you can get your hands on: Comedy Writing Secrets by Melvin Helitzer.

Answer 3

When you read it tell me what kind and i can give you any kind you want,tell me how these people act look etc. I hate to hear someone getting teased the teaser never knows what to do when they get sum of there own medicine!

Answer 4

I could be of more help if I knew what they were teasing about.

Answer 5

What kind of comebacks? What are they saying to you? Are they saying your g*y or short or what? (no offense)