I need some REALLY great would you rathers for my birthday party. No gross please and thanks!!!?

Question

They can also be like what would you do's too...like what would you do if "so and so" asked you out?

Answer 1

Would you rather....

Marry your first boyfriend/girlfriend or marry someone your parents chose for you?

Always have to wear wet socks or wet underwear?

Always spit when you talk or always be spit on when spoken to?

Always show up 20 minutes late for everything or always show up 90 minutes early for everything?

Eat your entire diet cold or eat your entire diet overcooked?

Be married to someone who is extremely vain or be married to someone with poor self image?

Forget everyone else's name all the time or have everyone forget your name all the time?

Super glue your eyes shut or superglue them open?

Have henous breath and good teeth or gross teeth and regular breath?

Be known for being cheap or be known for being a crybaby?

There is a whole game based on these questions called zobmondo. I found a book of questions at the bookstore.

Answer 2

Would you rather...  

be blind or deaf?

sweat quarters or feed the hungry?

turn into Dom Deluiese every half hour or have blue skin?

Breathe underwater or be able to fly for ten-minute intervals?

Be able to drink a keg and be a little drunk or be blitzed off of three beers?

live during the rise or fall of a country?

be stupid or ugly?

Be a professional athlete or a professional actor?  Both earning $20 million a year?

See 20 minutes into the future or be able to find gas 20 cents cheaper than everywhere else?

Would you take a trip around the world if it was non-stop?

Write the next Harry Potter-like best seller or the next HP film script?