I need some Snappy Comebacks?

Question

So one of my closest friends is a guy, and we hang out a lot. People are always saying that whenever we hang out, its really a date, and other things like that. Now my sister has started annoying me, since my friend and I are going to the midnight release for breaking dawn together. She's started saying things like - "So you guys are going out on a date?" "Is he your boyfriend?" First of all, we're going together because no one else has read the twilight series except us.

So I need some good comebacks for these kind of comments. Stuff that doesn't sounds too defensive, and not too rude. Any help would be appreciated.

Answer 1

uhm idk b like no we just super cool wit each other

Answer 2

How about "I don't date" -or- "Well I don't hate him"

Answer 3

Tell her "I was going to take your boyfriend but he's broke ugly and I'm too fine!" or say, "Its not a date its just casual s*x" You'd have to use a fairly decent sarcastic tone in order to pull that off but all in all what can she say back?

Answer 4

just say "your mom"

Answer 5

hey, I never thought of that!

Answer 6

Sarcasm and dry wit, my friend.  If you're not rude, then you don't get desirable results.  They're having fun tormenting you, why not give them a taste of their medicine?  But stronger?

"So, going out on a date with your boyfriend, huh?"

"If you count going to your boyfriend's house with a bucket of Viagra and having a hot threesome a date, then yeah.  I am"

"Is that your boyfriend?"

"He's my brother.  But yeah, we like to call ourselves a couple.  Want in on some action?"