I need some advice for a practical joke?

Question

The other day i covertly got my dads signature, i want to make some sort of fake agreement but cant think what to do, does anyone else have any ideas?

Answer 1

Go to an Islamic country and get a death warrant ---put his name on it and use his signature

Answer 2

make up a fake contract, and tell him that when he was drunk he signed a contract to become a pimp, and he start work tomorrow.

Answer 3

Signed off an investment property or something? A really bad job contract?

Answer 4

draw up fake contract and tell him when he was drunk he bought a £500,000 house