I need some funny named MMA positions?

Question

Going on a date with a guy from the ultimate fighter. I am totally intimidated as I luv MMA. I did a smidge of grappling myself because it looks awesome (and being a lil gym rat seemed like a fun thing to try). I want to talk with him about MMA and score brownie points with cool move name jokes. I unfortunately cant remember all the names of the moves that would make for flirty/silly jokes.

Any help would be appreciated. Oh and no North-South jokes! lol bad bad.

Thanks!

MMA rocks!!! Tapout!

Answer 1

The flying scissor heel hook. Anderson Silva was beating the c**p out of this guy and all of a sudden, the guy pulled a flying scissor heel hook and Silva tapped out . Most amazing thing i've ever seen. Google 'Anderson Silva flying scissor heel hook'  You won't believe your eyes.

Answer 2

Ask him about the mount...Just what it sounds like, and ask him to put you in his guard...Then you can do him...Its always good if you show him an arm bar..Its a nice positon for a girl on a guy...or ask him to show you how to put the hooks in...its a good segway to doggie style..

if he has a wrestling base go for a firemans carry or a basic hip toss....

Answer 3

i don't think you should talk to him about it at all.  hes a fighter and im sure thats all he hears about most of the time.  umm ask him if you can put him in full guard  i donno thats a good question tho

Answer 4

ask him if he is familiar with the oil-check

Answer 5

personally I think it would be funnier if you made up your own funny sounding names for positions and techniques

and act like they're real

Answer 6

I am only answering to dispute Kev's answer. Anderson Silva was losing that fight before the scissors happened

Answer 7

Grrr... I'm jealous.  

BUT, you asked for help so here you go:

You could ask to see his rear naked.

You could ask him to help you practice your open guard.

You could ask him to explain the reverse mount.

Tell him you have a really good grapevine hold.

Sounds like a wild date!

Answer 8

There is always the "rear" "Naked" choke.  Maybe you'd like to see his "naked rear".  

You could always tell him your going to mount him, but that's not really first date material.

I was going to say north south, but you ruined my fun.  :o(

Have fun.

Answer 9

full mount, rear naked choke, ground and pound, cleveland steamer.

Answer 10

what guy

Answer 11

Go Smokin' Joe Rogan's route and say, "RAPE CHOKE!" lol

Answer 12

Just say "hey baby, let's try and heel hook each other" before you know it, you'll be in a 69 position and start submitting each other into an orgasmic eruption of ecstasy full of bodily fluids

Answer 13

definately the 69r or the metric conversion a 181.(one ate one?)

Answer 14

Gogoplata

Sounds like a lively fun dance music but a shin on your throat is definitely not a fun thing to have.

I'd include a youtube link on gogoplata so you understand what's this move about.

Answer 15

donkey guard always sounded funny to me.

Answer 16

Puruvin neck tie, arm brm, turtle postion, heel hock, full mount, and full guarde.......................who are you dating ?

Answer 17

Give him the anaconda choke LOL

Answer 18

"Upa", also known as bridging, is used in Brazilian Jiu-jitsu.

"The clinch", uhh..you know about this.

"Fish Hooking", The act of "hooking" a finger into an opponent's mouth or ears and pulling much like a fish on a hook.

"Sprawl-and-brawl", a stand-up fighting tactic that consists of effective stand-up striking, while avoiding ground fighting, typically by using sprawls to defend against takedowns.

"Vale Tudo", Portuguese for "anything goes." This term is made in reference to "no holds barred" fighting events that began in Brazil. When your date asks you want to do after drinks say, Vale Tudo at my house!!!!

"a smidge of grappling myself" - a quote from you.

Answer 19

LMAO, DW, oil check!!11!! Definitely best answer.

Yeah, if he's got a good wrestling background, ask if he'll give you an oil check.

If I could ask, which TUF contestant is it?

Oh and for the actual question, 'rear mount' is a good one.