I need some funny "confucius say" quotes!?

Question

I'm looking for (funny!) "confucius say" quotes that have to do with college, graduation, learning, school, etc. I'm planning on making a sign for my brothers graduation, and confucius would make it perfect. Thanks!

Answer 1

My teacher says this is his Teaching Philosophy:

"The Master said, I will hol up one corner. If the student does not return, with enthusiasm, having raise the other three, the Lesson ends."  --Confucius 4th C. b.c.

We need to answer the following questions in a 200-300 journal and don't know where to find the answers to the following questions? Can anyone help me?

What does thes quote from Confucius say about the student's reposibility for learning?

Why is "enthusiasm" so important to the Master and so essential to the learning process?

What "one corner" does the Master hold up?

What does it mean, "having raised the other three"?

Should the Master end the Lesson if the student doesn't hold up the other three corners?

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