I need some funny sayings similar to `why do they sterilise a lethal injection?

Question

I love silly sayings such as `what was the best thing before sliced bread`...`why are they called apartments when they are obviously built so close together`....`why does sour cream have an expiry date`? You get the idea. Any one know any more like this or a website that i can find them. Thanks

Answer 1

Why do people park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

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EDIT: ABOVE POSTER GOT IT B4 ME :'(

Answer 2

why is a finished building not called a built?

Answer 3

if you don't know it, don't ask me.

Answer 4

-Why don't newspaper ever have headlines that says "Psychic won lottery"?

-Why do they call it rush hour when not a car is moving?

-Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

-If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Answer 5

- how come we drive in the parkway but we park in the driveway? O.O

-Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

- Isn’t it funny how the people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up

- Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

- If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

- Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

- Don’t do it behind the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain’t!

- T.C.B.Y this can't be yogurt

(this last one i just thought was funny ^^)

- (an icecream) hot ppl think i'm cool... XD      I just made that up... sorry i'm dumb :P

Answer 6

1-what happens if you try to fail and succeed which have you done.

2-can fat people go skinny dipping

3-have you ever imagined the world with no hypothetical situations.