I need some good band camp jokes....?

Question

Hey. I'm about to go to marching band camp and I need some jokes. Not stuff like american pie or stuff like that but more like stuff that rips on certain sections or people in the band. Thanks. 10 pts to the best ones.

Answer 1

Can you get pregnant from butt s*x?

Duh, how else do you get conductors?

How do you get a guitarist to play quieter?

Put sheet music in front of him.

How many drummers does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

Ten. One to do it, 9 more to say how they could've done it better.

What is the definition of a half step?

Two oboes playing in unison.

What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?

The exhaust.

What is the diffference between a dead trombone player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road?

The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.

How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?

Shoot one.

These are my favorites. for more, go to

http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/

(Some don't pertain to marching band, but i thought they were funny.)