I need some good last minute cancellation lies

Question

I told someone I'd go to a concert with them they bought the tickets and then scheduled something more important for the same day. Please give me some good excuses. if he doesn't have any last minute friends to with I'm gonna comp him for the tickets.

Answer 1

You say that you developed explosive liquid farts due to a cat virus that you contracted from volunteering at the animal shelter. You have been to the doctor who said it would only last for 48 hours. You are now wearing a diaper 24/7 and carrying an air freshener with you nonstop. You have had to buy new sheets and have thrown out all of your underwear. Otherwise you would love to go.  

Answer 2

oh now, just tell the truth. if he discovers your lie then you'll end up looking dumb. if you don't want to tell the truth because it will make you look dumb anyway, well that's a bed you'll have to lie in. but if your reason is good he'll understand. if he doesn't then best not to have much more to do with him...

maybe you can help him find someone to go with him.

Answer 3

Yea what that other person said.....

Answer 4

I don't know about Linda's diarrhea excuse, but I have to say, with friends like you, who needs enemas?

Why don't you keep your word?  Have you no shame man, asking folks here to come up with lies you can use to deceive your FRIEND?  

How do you treat your mother?  My god, crawl in a hole and die!  Or better yet, marry Linda and may both of you die of the runs.

Answer 5

Oh boy

Well I don't know your personal life/situation so it's kinda hard to say exactly what works in your life.

I'd try saying it's a family member's birthday and you didn't realize- someone like a cousin or an in-law.

I suggest you still pay him back for at least half your ticket, that way if he wants whomever he brings to pay him he's still getitng a bit more- and he's getting more than he'd have had if you'd gone with him.

I hope this concert isnt like TOMORROW

Anything family related usually works- everyone knows sometimes stuff comes up.

Someone might need a ride to the airport and you're their only hope? An issue at work? An issue at someone you know's work?

Hmm- just be creative and realistic..