I need some good mexican jokes!?

Question

I need some good mexican jokes!?

Answer 1

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?

I don't know either, but it sure can pick tomatoes!

Answer 2

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco

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Why can't mexicans be firemen?

They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b

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How do you stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why are Mexicans so short?

They all live in basement apartments.

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How Do You Starve A Mexican?

Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

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What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?

Chingos

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Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?

Society.

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What do you call mexican basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?

Me neither.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?

I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.

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Why don't mexicans bbq?

The beans fall through the little holes.

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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?

steal a chicken

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Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?

yeah.. me neither

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how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?

put up a help-wanted sign

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)

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What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?

A miracle.

Answer 3

Q: Why were there 10,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

A: They only brought 2 cars!

Q: Who slides down the chimney & steals the presents?

A: Sanchez Claus!

Answer 4

im half mexican, so i dont want to insult anyone, but i do love this joke.

so davy crockett and jim bowie were standing getting ready to fight the alamo.  they stood atop the wall to see all of the people from mexico. and davy turns to jim and says, "jim, are we laying concrete today?"

Answer 5

At the risk of offending untold thousands.....

1.  Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team???

Because every Mexican who can run, jump or swim is already in the U.S.

2.  Why were there only one hundred thousand Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo?

The second Chevy Impala got a flat on the way there

3.  A Nebraskan, a Caliornian, and  a Mexican are driving down the freeway, eating lunch.  The Nebraskan opens the door and throws out his corn on the cob, saying, "We have WAYYYYYYYYY to much corn in Nebraska".  The Mexican opens the door and throws out a tortilla, saying, "We have WAYYYYY too many tortillas in Mexico".  The Californian opens the door, and throws out the Mexican...

Answer 6

Two Mexican panhandlers were on opposite corners at a busy intersection, holding their signs and putting money in their bags as the passing motorists handed it over. When the day was over, they got together and compared their respective takes. The first one show the other a bag of one dollar bills. The second Mexican showed his amigo a bag full of ten dollar bills. The one with the tens said, "Why did you just get dollar bills? Let me see your sign." It read: Homeless, Broke, Hungry. Please help. God bless. "Let me see your sign," said the first one. It read: I just need $10 more dollars to get back to Mexico.