I need some good quotes.?

Question

i need some good quotes. anything. cute, funny, anything. just help me out here!

Answer 1

I don't know the source but

"An ounce of prevention is worth of a pound of cure but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of manure .."

"People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care ."

As you go through life two rules will never bend , never whittle towards yourself or pee against the wind .

No matter how smart you are there is always someone a little bit smarter ... Dewey Cothran (My Father)

I am number three .. I don't try at all..

A wise man doesn't need advice .. A fool won't take it ..

Benjamin Franklin .

I want to sh-t!  Final words of Walt Whitman

Answer 2

Some good quotes (about Life)

http://quotes-on-life.blogspot.com/

There are plenty there.

Answer 3

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

-Thomas Edison

and...

"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."

-Oprah Winfrey