I need some good swimming jokes if anyone has got any!?

Question

I need some good swimming jokes if anyone has got any! I need them for my dad!

Answer 1

Theres a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, all stranded on an island.

The first day they look north for land, and they don't see anything.

The second day, they look to the south for land, but don't see anything.

The third day, they look east for land, but again, don't see a thing.

Then, finally the fourth day, they see land to the west.

First the redhead tries to swim across to land, but drown's quarter of the way.

Then, the brunette tries, but only gets half way, then drown's.

Finally the blonde tries. She swims three quarters of the way, gets tired, and swims back to the island.

Answer 2

1.     Why did the girl drown?  

She didn’t have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy)

2. When during a competition could you act crazy and not get disqualified?  

When you’re swimming freestyle!                                      

3.     A judge once said, “I’m surprised the man had beaten the shark in a race so he will receive a gold med-. Hey! Where’s his head?”

4. A millionaire promised to give a man one million dollars ($1,000,000) if he could swim across the ocean. The man agreed to the challenge. He had swam further than halfway, but then said, “I’m tired” so he then swam all the way back.

5.     One day a man had brought his dog to play ping-pong with his friends. “Why’d you bring your dog with you?” a friend asked. “I am going to teach him dog paddle!” replied the man.

6.     What stroke does churned cream swim?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

        Butterfly!

7.     In which direction does a chicken swim?

        Cluck-wise!

8.     During a swimming competition, a boy from the audience had drawn a “1” in front of the sign that said “2 feet deep”, which was placed in the shallow poolside. A swimmer had seen the sign and dived into the “12 feet deep part of the pool head first.

9.     Why could male elephants swim whenever they want?

They always have trunks with them!

10.   One day, a man tried to drown his fish.

11.   “Dive into the bottom of the pool and put on the perfume. If you’re still underwater, take a big whiff.”

12.   A child had just drowned. “Help! I need a lifesaver! I’m gonna drown!” hollered the child. A     lifeguard came up to the child and asked, “Sure, what flavor?”

13.   What kind of dive are army men best at?

Cannon-ball

14.   Why did the musician/plumber go to the pool?

He needed to write some notes about the water.

15. What is a polar bear's favorite stroke?

Blubber-fly

16. Why did the swimmer fly out of the water?

He was doing the butter-fly!

17. Why did the teacher jump into the water?

She wanted to test the water!

18. Why wasn't Susan afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?

Because it was a man-eating shark!

19. Why did the swimmer go back in time?

Because he was doing the back-stroke!

20. How did a person survive a 500 mile drop from the sky into the water?

He used a glider.

I don't know if these are good enough :/