I need some help with comebacks.?

Question

Alright, I'm writing a story and this teenager goes in and gets a pregnancy test and the old lady that is ringing them up goes "haven't you ever heard of trojan" and im too lame to come up with a comeback so can you help me out?

thanks!

Answer 1

No I haven't. Are they a new boy band?

Answer 2

"yea ive heard of a trojan grandma, but you obviously didnt back when the drive-in was the hot spot for love." as she glances over at the old hag's very large family portrait noticing one very old looking son, that almost rivaled the age of the bag behind the counter. (hope ya liked it, good luck with your story.)

Answer 3

lol i agree with sydkan , but add something on to that be like, yes but your grandson didn't use one when i was riding him!!  

Answer 4

she can say, yes i have and then rubbing her tummy, too bad your grandson didn't!!

Answer 5

Sure I have, but the little men hiding inside the horse slipped out.

Answer 6

The only thing I can think of is "No, I wasn't around when your mother was born." or "Haven't you ever heard of deoderant?" idk sorry, I wasn't much help

Answer 7

you could say 'some horses just can't be tamed', or something lame like that... or have her simply stare the old woman down and tell her to mind her own business and that her inability to get laid isn't anyone elses problems, so stop taking it out on them.  That is what i would say in real life, probably, if i didn't slap a ho. lol