I need some mean quotes or poems about people named sarah?

Question

my boyfriends having this "thing" with a girl named sarah and i need some really mean quotes and rhymes about her stealing other men...or just mean quotes or poems in general

please and thank you =)

Answer 1

Don't you think that being the mature person in the relationship is the ultimate act of retaliation?  If you taunt him or her with childish rhymes or insults, you reduce yourself to the level of an elementary child hurling "yo mama" insults at a fellow student.  

If your boyfriend is having a "thing" with someone, it is simply time to get on with your life.  Have some self-respect.  Recognize your intrinsic value.  Grow up.  Move on.  Pick a cliche...the point is that you can rise above his level and not need to stoop to such nonsense.

Answer 2

She has "peanut butter legs", smooth and easily spread.

She's like an apple turnover that got crushed in a grocery bag on a hot day.