I need some really cute original dinosaur jokes for children...HELP!?

Question

c'mon gimme something different and unique...not those same ol ones

Answer 1

Why has a dinosaur got four feet ?

cos it would look stoopid with four inches !

Boom Boom.

Answer 2

why did the dinasour cross the road cause the chicken wasnt eveolved yet

Answer 3

Tim:                 What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Dr. Grant:         I don't know.

Tim:                  A Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Dr. Grant:         Ha ha. Good one.

Tim:                 What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?

Dr. Grant:         You got me.

Tim:                 A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.

Edit:  Okay.........you asked for it.....

1.  Two dinosaurs were standing, each on the opposite side a wide river.  The one dino yells to the other, "How do I get to the other side?"  The other dino yells back, "You're already there!"

2.  A T-Rex walks into the bar.  The bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

3.  Take my pterodactyl, please.

4.  A T-Rex goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he needs to lose weight.  The T-Rex says, "I'd like a second opinion."  The doctor says, "Okay, you're ugly too."

5.  Which came first, the chicken or the egg?   Neither, the dinosaur.

6.  Why don't dinosaurs brush their teeth?  Cuz they can't squeeze the tube.

7.  Why did dinosaurs become extinct?  Because they didn't believe in evolution.

8.  Why don't T-Rex's wear tennis shoes?  Cuz their feet are too big.

9.  This dinosaur goes to the doctor.  The doctor told him to take up smoking.  Doctor said he wasn't getting enough tar.

10.  Why did the T-Rex call his son Egypt?  Cuz he kept leaving little pyramids all over the yard.

Answer 4

What do you call a L*****n Dinosaur?

Likalottapuss!