I need some tips for being an a*****e?

Question

I'm usually a pretty nice person but lately I've been acting an ***. I think it's pretty fun and funny and I couldn't care less if people like me. So anyone have some good tips for really pissing people off, making them feel awkward, vulnerable, embarassed, etc.?

Answer 1

Tell them they have low self esteem and a small wanker. Wait don't most as holes have the same problems. If you have to ask how, you'll never be one. I bet your on the short wimpy side. Probably slept with your mom until you were about 10. Still wet your bed to. Every time a girl see's you wanker I bet you cry by the time they stop laughing and pointing. So do you feel awkward and embarrassed yet for having yourself described.

Answer 2

Whenever your driving and you see someone walking their dog, yell out the window " Get a real dog you s***s!" That's what I'd call a drive by insult coming fast and strong.

Answer 3

Pick out what people hate most about themselves, and their most defining and unappealing characteristics, and enunciate them in such a way that they end up in tears.

Answer 4

right on lets do it u sick wanna be a*****e trick anyway check it out if u really want have some fun being an a*****e.First thing u have to use some smooth talk to say bad whores to a ppl for the **** teasing and most of all don't be like sissy loser if u want 2 split out something bad to a ppl u must have some freaking guts and just straight out also hustle him to p**s em off for real if they try to teasing u back old foward just say whatever u little trick a.s.s bi.t.c.h just say that then he will triping for sure or use this line what I can't hear u my c**k is in ur cotton mouth or call em u suck d!ck like a girl bbiiaattcchh if u want make em tring real hard and make em look like a dork also if u want em drop with dripping tear u have to say it louder so every ppl can hear what u saying and teasing let them laugh em and also break em heart real hard u know what I'm mean well enjoy being big bad a.s.s u know who and have fun with the teasing people don't worry homey that is go along big problem being so d**n good looking.I hope u not getting busted becarefull if u really want to do this and also good luck for what I'm though with those line percentage u sick @ssh0L3 wanna be enjoy lllaaattteee.........

Answer 5

You shouldn't do that, people kill themselves cos of idiots like you, get lost and don't put such things on-line. and that's not being an a*****e, that's being a bully.

Answer 6

Lol wow okay well make fun of them when they cry. You'd be a true a$shole then. But dont its not nice.

Answer 7

Just do to others the way you wouldn't want them to do to you.

Answer 8

A time will come, there will be nobody for you.

It is high time shed your EGO.

Be natural - Live natural - Leave this world (it happens naturally).