I need something funny to say to a customer.....?

Question

A guy that comes into my office a couple times a week called to day to see if he could drop off some equipment. I didn't remember him until he told me he works for the fire department. He was flirting with me and said jokingly of course that he thought we had a relationship. When he shows up in a couple of hours I want to have something really funny to say to him. I thought about telling him I was mad at him because he never remembers my birthday, never brings me flower anymore and he is always late for supper. Any one have anything better?

Answer 1

GREET HIM BY TELL HIM " HOW CAN I MAKE U SMILE TODAY"

N TRUST ME HE WILL SMILE...

Answer 2

Ask him what's wrong with his equipment!

Answer 3

Tell him: "You remember our anniversary!! that's very sweet of you!!"

Point to his equipment and say: "Roses would have been better, but I'll take that!!"

hehehe

good luck!!

oxox

~J