I need something funny to write on a 40th birthday card for a woman?

Question

I need something funny to write on a 40th birthday card for a woman?

Answer 1

get ready for menopause!

Answer 2

Happy Birthday Grandma! It's Better to be over the hill, than buried under it!

Answer 3

You are fat, old, and ugly.

Answer 4

You know this person, you should know!

Answer 5

Hehe "Wouldn't you rather it be 04?" I dont know.... -_-

Answer 6

Let her know that for many 40 was a HUGE number: 40 years in the desert, 40 winks, 40 days and nights, ali baba and the 40 thieves and play with her in that direction

Answer 7

I made my boyfriend a 40th bday picture card and put in a old teenage pic of him and then wrote.....

                                                look at me when I was a stud,

                                                now im just an old fuddy dud!

Answer 8

Your Dynamite!

Thats past it's expiration date at 40 years -

Old and unstable.

Answer 9

"how many years are we deducting this time ;) "

"40 on the outside..21 on the inside"

"i wont tell anyone how old you really are if you wont"

"your just maturing like a fine wine..."

Answer 10

You just don't look good naked anymore,,,oll nick,,,