I need the help of a fireman!?

Question

ok, this is important. be sure to read until the end before answering. so, today i started walking my dog and then suddenly we came across a huge beautiful tree. we heard a sound coming from the branches so we glanced up only to see an orange ball of fluff! it was a cat. how crazy! so, anyway, then my dog started barking and going crazy and climbing the tree and it was a fiasco! now he's stuck up there too! in a frenzy, i ran home and paced about, wondering what to do. in fact, i'm still pacing. what should i do? (truthfully, i don't really care about my dog. he's ugly. i'm just worried that he'll hurt the poor tree! plus, he's wearing a REALLY nice, expensive collar! it cost me, like, 5 whole dollars.)

Answer 1

Your poor dog having to be stuck with a nasty like you!!

Answer 2

Look,what the h**l are you talking about,cat in a tree,now the dogs in the tree,i think your out your tree.

Answer 3

HAHA (think nelson from the simpsons)

Answer 4

Ha Ha call 911 or something.

Or you can go climb the tree and you, your ugly dog, and the orange fluff ball can live happily ever after in a beautiful tree =)

Answer 5

Advertise on ebay offering a tree-climbing dog for sale for $5

- pickup only, no postage.