I need to find a door near here, does anyone know where?

Question

I need to find a door near here, does anyone know where?

Answer 1

Can't help you. Try Mapquest.

Answer 2

Dear, I work at the Lost and Found.

Perhaps your door is there?

We seem to have many doors that people do not claim.

edit: I never would've guessed this would end up in Destinations...brilliant!

Answer 3

To your left, then find Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.

Answer 4

The door of perception?

Answer 5

Have you tried prying your eyes away from Y!A and looking about you?

Answer 6

Look behind you.

Oh wait, that's just me.

In the bushes.

With a butcher knife.

Answer 7

If you can't find one, just draw one on the wall like in that movie Beetlejuice.