I need to find a telekinesis master?

Question

I am pretty good at moving objects with my mind, but i'm still an amateur. For example, i can rotate a toothpick and jiggle a paperclip. But i want my ability to grow, and for that i would need a teacher. Does anyone out there have experience or know of someone who is a telekinetic master? a friend or neighbor perhaps? If you do, please let me know and ask the teacher to contact me trough a mind portal.

Answer 1

I hear James Randi is pretty good at that.

Answer 2

"When the Student Is Ready the Master Will Appear."

Answer 3

I have chosen to specifically answer your question using Yoda-speak:

"Mmm...good news and bad news I have. Find what you're looking for you will not. Jiggle a paper clip, mmm, yes, hee hee hee, strong in telekinesis are you! Only one on earth to do this you are. To James Randi you go!"

Answer 4

I see through your ruse.You're a skeptic making fun of people who believe in this nonsense.

Answer 5

Drat.. I just moved my house and I forgot where!

I only move big items like homes and countries to new locations. Stand by I'm calling you on your brain portal.

Answer 6

I know a great TK master.  His name is Yoda.  Haha.

But seriously, I am curious why you haven't demonstrated this ability to anyone.  Surely your fortune and future would be made with this incredible ability.  At the very least you would be one million dollars wealthier.

Just to provide some context here, you are the 100,000th person to claim to have this ability.  If you were to prove your talent you would be the first to do so in the history of man.

Of course you could be goofing this whole question.  If that's the case, then good one.

Answer 7

I doubt it but you have a good imagination. A friend or neighbor is not your likely Telekinesis master. It requires great skill and few people can master this event. If you were skilled already you would know the masters and wouldn't have to ask. Read a book on the subject.