I need to know the name of a poem!?

Question

It goes a little something like this..."One great Day Two Dead Boys rose to play, back-to-back they faced each other, with a sword the shot each other....(poem continues i can remember the parts)....and if you don't believe me ask the blind man he saw it too" So do you have any ideas of the name of the poem and the full poem thanks plz help!

Answer 1

Is this it?

"One fine day in the middle of the night"

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to arrest the two dead boys,

If you don't believe this story’s true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too!