I need to write a funny poem for my husband and his vitual golf buddies.?

Question

They meet every Friday night at our neighbor's house who happens to be a bachelor and they play Tiger Wood Golf....(boring) but they love it. So I bought them a new Tiger Woods game and I would like to give it to the 3 of them as a gift for keeping my hubby busy and letting me have the house to myself on Friday night!!! Can anyone help!

Answer 1

Keep in mind this poem comes from a gal who plays the game better than the average guy out there.  You too can learn to play and have a blast with your husband when the guys are not around.

Thought this small gift might fulfill one of your wishes

for something to do while I cook, clean, do laundry and dishes

Have fun with the guys and play your best.

When you get home, we'll put you to the test.

The winner will always get first choice.

The fun just begins, you can even call me Joyce.

What will it be tonight? Do you want to roll play?

Or will it be just a straight roll in the hay?

You can call me a lady of leisure,

or refer to me as your little ....teaser.

But I prefer to be your lady of luck.

Let's get this game over

so we can .......!!!

Answer 2

as things go wrong as they usually will when your golf game seems to be all up hill when birdies are low and bogeys high when you won't to smile but you can only cry don't come home i don't give a ****

Answer 3

While you and my husband play Tiger Woods,

I'm at my boyfriend's house getting s*x that's good.

While you sit on the couch getting fatter by the minute,

Know that several other men are all up in it.

Thanks for the Friday nights off.  Play well.

Answer 4

Before you open you must listen,

to this poem which is written.

Though the gift is only small,

when you see it you will ball.

I know how much you love this game,

though I think it's really lame.

It gives my husband many laughs,

while I stay at home and  relax.

You can open now you should,

and enjoy your game of Tiger Woods.

I dunno, kinda cheesy, but I tried