I need your help to write your declaration of independence please help me?

Question

write a delaration of indepence from something that you feel is oppressing you. it can be anything. your declaration must follow the structure of "The Declaration of independence" and utilize literary/persuavie technique

Structure:

thesis statement

introduction

list of offenses/reasons for dissent(at least 3)

explain how you have responded to these offenses in the past.

end with an assertion of what must be done.

Literary/persuasive technique that MUST be used:

Repetition

Rhetorical question

one concrete image

Answer 1

Here's one I wrote specially for you. Hope it makes you laugh :)

Thesis statement -  

When in the course of education, the burden of homework becomes intolerable, the loss of index fingers and thumbs requires that students everywhere raise what's left of their hands in protest and wave goodbye to long, tedious essays.

Introduction -

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all hands are created equal, that they are endowed with fingers by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights; that among these are unbent knuckles, freedom from callouses, and the pursuit of the next level in Gameboy.

List of offenses -

Fingers have been worn by the oppression of deadlines.

Fingers have been rapped by the rulers of cross marks.

Thumbs have been forced to point down to a blank page instead of up at the teacher.

Response in past -

In every stage of their abuses, fingers from around the class rooms have scribbled their ink-stained pleas for justice. They have written it in the form of songs, they have written it in the form of poetry, they have written it in the form of prose. They have drawn it plainly for all to see on the toilet walls.

Assertion -

Has this not been the patient suffering of these handfuls of digits?

We, the students, therefore, do in the name of fingers everywhere, solemnly declare that all fingers  should have the freedom to stick up for themselves. That it is their right, that it is their duty to throw off the shackles of too much homework and to form a long overdue victory V.

Answer 2

Luke 6.39-40,41-45,46-49

Luke 9.25,55-56,60

Luke 11.46,52

John 7.19

Exodus 24.12

Exodus 20.1-17

Leviticus 1 - 27

Exodus 19.19

Exodus 18.20

Luke 8.5-8,10-17

Leviticus 4.13,22

Matt 22.17-21

Luke 16.13

Leviticus 26.1

Exodus 23. 24,32

Matt 23,27

Exodus 20.1-7

John 8.44

What do you think?

Answer 3

hmm hold on one sec

Answer 4

why do you even want us to do this....i mean no offense but no one really cares and this is pointless bcuz no political offical will read this....what the heck...