I once shot even par in 9 holes, without making a par, how did I do it?

Question

Par 36 course, two par 5's, two par 3's, 5 par 4's. Solve this without any holes in one or double eagles.

Answer 1

Real brain bender jerkwad.

Answer 2

Simple 2 eagles 1 quad bogey 3 bogeys 3 birdies = even par

Answer 3

1 eagle, 3 birdies,  5 bogeys would do it.

or 5 eagles, one birdie, 2 quads, and 1 triple also would work.

or 8 eagles and a 20 on a par 4?

Answer 4

an eraser on the scoring pencil?

Answer 5

5 birdies, 3 bogeys, 1 double bogey.  This is pretty simple math.

Answer 6

are you stupid?

you had a couple birdies and a couple bogeys

so what?

Answer 7

Answer: No one cares.

Answer 8

Eight birdies and an octuple bogey.

Answer 9

1 eagle, 2 birdies, 3 bogeys, and 3 pars