I only smoke when i drink, I rarely drink, but i have had two beers and I want to buy ciggies.?

Question

Why is that? Should I do it? Otherwise I will eat my pet rabbit. Who is a spotted w***e.

Answer 1

poor rabbit :(  

Answer 2

Me too.

Answer 3

Man, I hear ya. I would break down and buy some and then regret it, but enjoy it thoroughly in the meantime. Boy do I want a beer and a smoke. Don't eat the spotted w***e, you might get syphilis, take your chances with lung cancer.

Answer 4

Get a pack and keep it in a zip-lock freezer bag, in the freezer.  Then you'll have a couple when you want them....

Answer 5

grow up  

Answer 6

I'd cut the habit while you're ahead. Being addicted to cigarettes can come on rather quickly, and it's a pain in the butt to quit.