I paid $500 to my uncle for a thoroughbred horsefly and it DIED!!!?

Question

What is the average lifespan of a horsefly? I didn't even have time to breed him! I wanted to try CPR, but I honestly couldn't find a mouth?

Do horseflies have a heart? Where do you press??? How often???

Answer 1

I checked your stats & saw that your Q's & A's are private. Why am I not surprised?  ROFL

I am eagerly waiting to see what other answers you get.

Answer 2

Why the hect, would you want one of those pesky bugs!

I have a million around here, dang they bire HARD, and it freakin hurts!

I'd give all of ours to you for free!

Ehweh, gross.

Answer 3

I would have tried to bring it back with my fist.  But you should have put it in a freezer so you could save it's DNA.  You may have been able to clone the horsefly and if you could have got $100 bucks each you would have your money back in no time.

Answer 4

you paid $500 for a fly?

Answer 5

This is a joke, yes, but a really stupid one.  

Answer 6

????....... are u seriouse......????

wow some people just leave me thinking sometimes.....

<:l    

Answer 7

why the heck do you need a horsefly?? to scare off your horse because you hate them so much?

Answer 8

what the heck is a horsefly?

Answer 9

Reproduction

Eggs are laid on stones close to water on plant stems or leaves until they hatch . On hatching, the larvae fall into water or moist earth, feeding voraciously on invertebrates, such as snails and earthworms, and small vertebrates.

Diseases

Blood-borne diseases in particular are a problem. Tabanids are very good vectors of Equine Infectious Anaemia Virus, as well as some Trypanosome species. Some horsefly species are known to transmit disease and/or parasites. Species in the genus Chrysops are biological vectors of Loa loa, transmitting this filarial worm between humans. They have also been known to transmit Anthrax among cattle and sheep.

Blood loss is a common problem in some animals, when large flies are abundant. Some animals have been known to lose up to 300 ml of blood in a single day, which can severely weaken or even kill them.

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Your not going to be able to bring it back to life, but i provided some information on there reporoduction and diseases, so that you can pay another $500 to your uncle, and be ready this time!!! :D

Good luck! <3

Answer 10

its a gonner, sorry.

Well if you press on it, it will get smushed, and then that would be gross.

Sorry.

Maybe you could get more info on it. GOOGLE?