I pooped my pants!!!?

Question

i was at my girlfriends house.

and i ate some mongolion grill stuff. (really spicy)

and my stomach felt horrible!!!!

i tried to hold it in but couldnt..

i farted so loud and crapped my pantz.

my girlfriend giggled and i said sorry. (really akward)

she didnt know i pooped.

then the smell got really really bad!!!

she started gagging(literally) and she started trying to find wat the smell waz.

wen i got up the diarea came out my shortz and on the floor...

she started gagging a lot more and harder..

my face turned all red so i started trying to clean it up!!!

i was embarressed so i didnt even think about getting a paper towel so i used my handz...

i started crying but tried to hide it.

i still had to f**t too!!!!

then i just started running!!!

and then i tripped on the way to the door!!!!!!

i got home and cleaned up...

should i call her or wat????

Answer 1

OMG....i think you must definitely call her for an explaination...

Answer 2

yeah. Definitely!!

Change your style from now on to a funny guy.. don't feel embarrased to talk about it since its normal reactions from the human body..

If she really likes you she won't tell.

I will be laughing if I was there too, but it won't harm right? funny is funny~~ don't worry.

Just call her and say "sorry, you need some paper towel from my house?" let her laugh and release. It's ok. Take it easy! :P  

Answer 3

Oh no.

Just ring her and tell you how embaressed you are.

These things happen!

Everyone gets diareah now and then and sometimes you can have a public poo in your pants.

Im sure she realises you didnt have control and she probably wants to forget about it, as im sure you do.

Answer 4

insane! hahahahahhahahah.  Sounds like you're joking, if not, please call her.

Answer 5

Sorry, but thats kinda funny...but REALLY embarrassing! I would call her and never ever eat spicy food again!! Hope everything turns out fine though  

Answer 6

OMG!!!!!!!!! You're disgusting.  Don't ever p**p every morning????  If you p**p every morning, it won't happened that bad till you can't even control it....... I don't know if you should call her... But if I were her, I won't want to see you again... Unless you have other special quality of quality that a girl can't find in other man... Sorry.

Answer 7

LOL i'm sorry but that was funny yet embarrassing :x

call her and explain she'll understand and NEVER eat spicy food again when you're out with her