I possessed a demon , what should I do ?

Question

I possessed a demon , what should I do ?

Answer 1

burn him

Answer 2

go scare some nuns

Answer 3

wow thats an achievement coz it always happens vice versa ..make him watch the exorcist and dont forget popcorn and cola

Answer 4

Hug the pope! Now that will scare the sh*t out of the christians!

Answer 5

take him for a walk in the park

Fresh air is always good for demons

Answer 6

He who sins becomes the servant of sin. I believe the correct terminology is the demon possessed you. If you were a swine, you would run down a cliff into the ocean. Humans are not as smart, so they live with the demon.

Answer 7

TAKE A BATH!!THEY HATE WATER.HOW DID THAT HAPPEN ANTWAY??

Answer 8

Call Oprah.

Answer 9

if you've friends or relatives who are also possessed, I'm sure Jerry Springer would give you time.  maybe the demon came with the blue hair.

Answer 10

Hopefully it's some sort of incubus. And anyway, whenever you're sick of it, just call for an exorcism. Simple!

Answer 11

I'd eat him.

Answer 12

Make it twist it's head around in circles, and vomit on other demons.

Answer 13

Wow! A Human possessing a Demon. How much did you pay for him? Did you buy him off eBay? I don't believe in demons. : )

Deist

Answer 14

Put it in a vessel and send it back to h**l,

Answer 15

have a party with it!

how do you possess a demon!

that is some wicked ****!

or do you mean that you were possesed in the past?

if so your fine now and still have a party!