Two missionaries get caught in Africa. The chief of the tribe says "Alright, you've been captured in our land, it's either death or oog-goo." So the first guy says "I'll take oog-goo." The chief and all the other members of the tribe start raping this man. They're raping him in every hole in his body and they're coming in his face and his mouth and everywhere. Then they take a break, have something to eat, and start raping him again. Then they take a break, take a nap, and start raping him again. This goes on for three days straight. After three days they throw the man to the ground, after he's taped up in come and the chief walks up to the second man and he says "Alright, it's your turn, it's either death or oog-goo." And the man says "I choose death." The chief says "Death it is, but first oog-goo."
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