I rarely f**t, but why do i f**t more then ever when i eat McDonalds??

Question

I rarely f**t, but why do i f**t more then ever when i eat McDonalds??

Answer 1

anyone would f**t if they drank a quart of motor oil

Answer 2

I can't give you any scientific reasoning, but i can concur...

We joke in our house that Macca's has a "one hour rule"...

Generally within one hour of eating it, we are sitting in the smallest room in the house dropping the kids off at the pool... you know, going to the bathroom...

Answer 3

Because McDonald's is terrible for you and hard to digest.

Answer 4

it must be the food, because my wife does the same thing!

Answer 5

because their food is so nasty

Answer 6

its cuz u get touched at night

Answer 7

Because the food is so greasy, it is hard on your digestive system.

Answer 8

First of all rarely passing gas is not a very good sign, it is normal to pass gas at least six to eight times in a day. This could be a sign of the beginning a digestive tract problem. Farting is a way you know your digestive tract is not obstructed if you are not passing gas it could mean your intestines are so restricted that air is not able to pass through. I think the reason you pass gas after you eat McDonalds is because their food is heavy has a lot of onions  and has a large amount of fat which will push what food in stuck in your intestines out and all the air that is trapped in your intestines. Hope this helps

Answer 9

It's because of the fiber that is in the buns.

Answer 10

LOL

Answer 11

all the fat in it makes you f**t-a-lot.

Tasty and delicious, Mickey D's is fartalicious!

Answer 12

usually broccoli gives gas, or beans, but McD's has most of the food processed and over-processed.  

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