I really, really need to ask about the etiquette of an accidental f**t when you have first met someone?

Question

I have a new boyfriend and it is always a big deal if someone lets one rip by accident - and let's face it you gotta hear a loved one f**t at some point.

How do you break the ice after one of you farts?

Saying "excuse me" is lame

Laughing is lame

It's SUCH an etiquette conundrum

Ideas, thoughts, comments and advice welcome

Thanks

Answer 1

Act like you meant to do it.

Answer 2

Its only a bodily function, if you hic cupped it would not be a big deal.

Just politely say, I beg your pardon.

Don't make a big deal of it because it's really not a big deal.

Answer 3

Say "you've met me, now let me introduce you to what i ate".

Answer 4

Just say Hey I think that one was a Blue Ribbon Winner at a County Fair. Its just too bad that you couldn't hold it until we got there! Maybe if you don't like that line you might try anyone know where I can get a good price on an all hazards gas mask! Well here is a third choice. Did a military jet just shoot over the roof breaking the sound barrier or was that you!  Hope My Advice Helped   Bob